December 2011
Interviewer: How old is Hailie right now?
Eminem: She'll be 10 on Christmas.
Interviewer: Can you believe that, man?
Eminem: I don't understand what happened. She was just 4.
Interviewer: She was just a little cute girl, now she's old enough to be able to talk back to dad, isn't she?
Eminem: Yeah, she's also uh, gettin little secret admirer letters in the mail. From little boys in the neighborhood that think that she's pretty and you know, writin her and stuff like that, and I'm gonna break their necks.
Merlin: William!
William: Merlin!
Writer #1: Oh look, Merlin's happy.
Writer #2: Oh fuck, we need to fix this immediately.
Writer #1: Okay, let's kill William.
Writer #2: Perfect!
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Merlin: Hey, Freya. You're really nice and we understand each other perfectly. I think I'm falling for you. Let's run away together and be happy.
Freya: Oh Merlin, I feel the exact same way. I understand you and you understand me. Let's leave and have a bunch of beautiful, dark-haired, magical babies.
Writer #1: Goddamnit Merlin, we leave you alone for two seconds and you become happy again.
Writer #2: Hey let's kill off Freya.
Writer #1: Genius.
Merlin: ;_;
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Merlin: Dad. Hey, dad. Fancy seeing you here. This is going to be so awesome, dad. After all this business in Camelot is over maybe you can go back to Ealdor and see mum. Then maybe you can live happily ever after and I'll visit and we'll all be a happy family.
Balinor: I can't believe I have a son. Oh god, I loved your mother so much and now I'll love you the same way. I know you'll make me proud. I can't wait to watch you grow up, son.
Writer #1: We need to do something about this.
Writer #2: We could kill Balinor too?
Writer #1: Yes.
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Merlin: Lancelot, you are one of the best people I know. It's nice having a friend with whom I can be completely honest. I don't have to hide anything from you because I know you'll judge me on who I am and not what I am.
Lancelot: Merlin, I feel the exact same way. You helped me in ways I cannot imagine and for that I am truly grateful. I can assure you, I'll always be there for you.
Writer #1: MERLIN.
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