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Sun, 20 May 2012 07:52:04 -0400

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Sun, 20 May 2012 07:50:03 -0400

THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD

Sun, 20 May 2012 06:51:04 -0400

Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!

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Sun, 20 May 2012 06:50:56 -0400

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barackfuckingobama: I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw...

Sun, 20 May 2012 06:50:49 -0400

barackfuckingobama:

I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like

“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”

pleatedjeans: parrot plays mommy [video]

Sun, 20 May 2012 06:42:56 -0400

pleatedjeans:

parrot plays mommy [video]

so after i saw the avengers

Sun, 20 May 2012 06:42:25 -0400

these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
girl 2: loki! duh!
girl 1: uh no it was hulk
girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
girl 1: you're the weirdo!
their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest

sad-disco: Children Story Posters by Christian Jackson

Sun, 20 May 2012 06:41:17 -0400

sad-disco:

Children Story Posters by Christian Jackson

“…thanks, dads,”

Sun, 20 May 2012 06:41:10 -0400

“…thanks, dads,”

presidenthilton: one time i was downloading the 4.6 GB discography of one of my favorite bands and...

Sun, 20 May 2012 06:40:22 -0400

presidenthilton:

one time i was downloading the 4.6 GB discography of one of my favorite bands and i waited for like three hours and when i opened it it was full of gay porn and a .txt file that said “haha trolled u”

but the jokes on them

i love gay porn

lokimaster: notahumananymore: nat-lli: don’t even ask me...

Sun, 20 May 2012 06:38:22 -0400

lokimaster:

notahumananymore:

nat-lli:

don’t even ask me why…this gif is precious

1st & 2nd = my life now

This Gif set. So perfect It hurts

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Sun, 20 May 2012 06:37:16 -0400

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sailorswayze: its like west side story but gayer

Sun, 20 May 2012 06:37:04 -0400

sailorswayze:

its like west side story

but gayer

A conversation in psych class

Sun, 20 May 2012 06:36:47 -0400

My teacher: Who here isn't sexually attracted to Brad Pitt?
Me: *raises hand*
My teacher: What celebrity are you sexually attracted to then?
Me: You wouldn't know him....
My teacher: You're blushing! Just tell me!
Me:....Tom Hiddleston
My teacher: Yeah, I don't know him.
Random kid in the back of the class: I HAVE AN ARMY!!

What if Logos Told the Truth? A series by Viktor Hertz.

Sun, 20 May 2012 06:30:56 -0400

What if Logos Told the Truth?

A series by Viktor Hertz.

thesignof43: fatherofinnovention: travisanything: “Tony...

Sun, 20 May 2012 06:18:54 -0400

thesignof43:

fatherofinnovention:

travisanything:

“Tony Stark”
^{(via Reddit)}

That’s about right.

I almost cried.

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Sun, 20 May 2012 06:17:48 -0400

jud1th: The Loneliest Whale in the World. In 2004, The New York...

Sun, 20 May 2012 06:10:14 -0400

jud1th:

The Loneliest Whale in the World.

In 2004, The New York Times wrote an article about the loneliest whale in the world. Scientists have been tracking her since 1992 and they discovered the problem:

She isn’t like any other baleen whale. Unlike all other whales, she doesn’t have friends. She doesn’t have a family. She doesn’t belong to any tribe, pack or gang. She doesn’t have a lover. She never had one. Her songs come in groups of two to six calls, lasting for five to six seconds each. But her voice is unlike any other baleen whale. It is unique—while the rest of her kind communicate between 12 and 25hz, she sings at 52hz. You see, that’s precisely the problem. No other whales can hear her. Every one of her desperate calls to communicate remains unanswered. Each cry ignored. And, with every lonely song, she becomes sadder and more frustrated, her notes going deeper in despair as the years go by.

oasiswinds: mixedcrown: WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!...

Sun, 20 May 2012 06:00:57 -0400

oasiswinds:

mixedcrown:

WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY!!!!!?????

Captain America falling.. dude this is a win!!!

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Sun, 20 May 2012 06:00:25 -0400

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